Why Didn't Bush Think of That?

According to an article in the New York Observer, John McCain has stumbled across a solution to Iraq that no one else has thought of yet:

“One of the things I would do if I were President would be to sit the Shiites and the Sunnis down and say, ‘Stop the bullshit,’” said Mr. McCain,

I can just see the President, Joe Lieberman, Colin Powell, John Kerry, and other leaders all across America, reading this and going "D'oh!" while slapping their foreheads, sort of like an old V-8 commercial. And this qualifies as "straight talk?"